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Obama Unloads and Mocks Herschel Walker for His ‘Bald-Faced Lies’, and Teases Him Over His ‘Vampire or Werewolf’ Speech

Barack Obama, to borrow a phrase from Stewart Scott, should be called “Butter,” because he’s on a roll. Of course, Obama is in a target-rich environment. He has been assigned the task of campaigning for a good man, Ralph Warnock, over a very… unorthodox man. No – wait, he has just been truly evil. Yes, Walker has been open about his struggles with mental illness, but if you are mentally ill to the point that you’ve been physically violent with multiple women in relationships, then you have got to be kept away from society until proven you’re safe.

We aren’t sure what Walker has proven. We do know that Obama provided he’s still got it today when he took Herschel Walker down for both having a vivid imagination and a remarkable ability to lie.

Obama: He also claimed that he used to let me beat him in basketball but then he admitted that we never actually met. So I guess this was more of an imaginary whooping

Poor Herschel. He keeps saying things that do nothing but hurt him somehow, like yesterday, when Walker freely admitted on the campaign trail back in January that he lives in Texas. He must have wanted to really set himself apart from the other candidates as the only one who doesn’t know what it’s like to live in Georgia.

It is critical that Obama keep landing these bombs because, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, the race is deadlocked at 50-50. It will literally come down to turnout and about 15,000 votes, just like Warnock’s last race. Having Obama down mocking Walker is a great way to bring out the black and suburban vote.

Dropping bombs that appear on the evening news are just gravy.

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